Picture Battle

A battle of images~! There are lots of pictures on the internet and we are going to wage war with them here in this thread!

Objective: Beat the image above yours with your image!
Rules: Simple, post an image that defeats the image above yours in anyway! Now, lets not be hasty though either, if someone posts an image of a buiilding the logical next step is a demolition crew, not a black hole!
2) KEEP THE IMAGES APPROPRIATE! No nudity and nothing offensive please! If you think your image may be offensive, but you aren't sure DON'T POST IT! Remember most images are usually beaten by more than one thing! Now, also keep in mind that if someone posts a baby seal and the next image is a baseball bat that DOES NOT MEAN it is offensive! A bat DOES beat a seal. End of story. If they posted an image of someone actually clubbing a seal? Yes, that would be innappropriate but the image of a seal followed by the image of a bat is not innapproprate for this game.
3) If your image is a large one just use a spoiler. To use a spoiler click the little button 'Others' and then 'Spoiler' this will make sure we don't stretch the board really far out!
4) Your image MUST defeat the one above yours. If someone posts a picture of a fire for instance don't post a picture of a tree. A tree does not beat fire, it loses to fire. A picture of a fireman or a lake however, would work very well.

How To: Now, it's one thing to say post an image that beats the one above you but you may need an example. Say the image above you is of a cat. What could beat a cat? Cats get chased by dogs, so the image of a dog would be appropriate. Now what beats a dog? Well, Dogs would be hard pressed to win in a match against a wolf right? What beats a wolf? A hunter does. What beats a hunter? Maybe a nice big bear or a park ranger? And so on.

If you aren't sure that everyone will understand how your image beats the one above feel free to explain! For instance someone posted an image of a black hole. You post an image of Stephen Hawking and type below it: Stephen Hawking renders your Black Hole intert. You can be as nerdy as you like! Anime pictures, fanart, it's fair game!

So: Let's begin ne~? I shall begin with a nice easy one for you!

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Okay, so no one has joined in... perhaps a further example? Something to beat a dog would be...

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Guns kill dogs! So gun beats dog.

We'll see about that.

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I think I jumped a bit too far ahead though...unless...unless....?

*blinks* I CAN BEAT SHIZUO!

Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!

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(how do you do the picture thingy that says spoiler then shows the image?)
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Saburo Togusa
Shawn Toole
Keiren 'K3R' Reimaru
Haruka Ichikyouji[img]

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Area 51 beats aliens~

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Not unless you're sneaky as a ninja!

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Them atomic bombs beats you ninja's~

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Bombsuit can survive any bomb.

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Zombie eats yer brains

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Crowbar to the head is useful.

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Mount Doom melts your crowbar.

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And my ice blower -ahem- blaster freezes your Mount Doom.


Two page mark! Huzzah!

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All your ice melts to the power of my sun.

But this sunscreen can escape the sun's wrath.

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Most sunscreen I see is not water proof.

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Oil in your water~

Your oil is cleaned up.

Now those people are burnt.

Dem firefighters be putten out your blaze *nodnod*

A car accident wrecks your fire-truck.

Mr.Policeman is going to hand out some charges for your car wreck.