The messed up wish Game!

Congratulations! You now retain so much body heat that everything you touch turns to ash.

I wish my sister and I could agree on something.

The storm isn't so bad. Its worse.

I wish that I had a slice of not poisoned, not stale, yummy cake.

You no longer need two jobs. You need three.

I wish that my mom had her own computer.

Your toe stops hurting, but now your whole foot hurts.

I wish I wasn't so bored right now.

You are no longer so tired, you're forever awake.

I wish that the dishes were done.

You are now more organized, but you're obsessive about it.

I wish that Llama and Sephy and Dei would come on. ^_^

Llama and Sephy and Dei are on, but they never leave and are constantly talking to you.

I wish that I could eat some sushi right now.

You can eat some sushi. But its poisoned.

I wish the apartment I lived in wasn't so cold.

You now constantly work and never have any time for fun or relaxation.

I wish I was more artistic.

You are most artistic, but only if you destroy your work afterwards.

I wish for a bowl of ramen.

Granted, but it tastes awful.

I wish my dog would stop teaching the puppy bad habits, like barking at anything that moves.

Your back no longer hurts. Everywhere else does though.

I wish that my lips would stop chapping.

Granted. The sun isn't very bright at all because it has burned out, leaving the world in eternal darkness and cold.

I wish my brain wasn't so scattered all the time.