The messed up wish Game!

You get your wish, however, everything else you do is no longer like a normal person.

I wish that I wasn't wide awake in the middle of the night.

You stop feeling wide awake in the middle of the night, but you now feel sleepy for eternity

I wish I could level up!

You level up, but can no longer level any higher than that!~

I wish that I had L as a Dad...

You get your wish, but then you are forced to watch L's death scene at least once every day, never letting the wounds of his death close.

I wish that I had some more free time.

You get free time, unforunately you have nothing to do in it any more and spend it bored out of your skull

I wish it would stop snowing and being cold ><

You get your wish, but now it's way too hot.

I wish my siblings would quit bugging me.

They stop bugging you, however it's because you have become invisible and no one ever notices or speaks to you again

I wish I could write more...

You write more, but it's always about turtles.

I wish that my ceiling would quit freaking leaking. (Seriously. It's been fixed three times already.)

It stops leaking, but only because you no longer have one...

I wish my dog were not a coward...

Your dog is no longer a coward, instead, it's a bully.

I wish that my back would quit feeling as if someone stabbed it.

It stops feeling as if someone stabbed it, but only because someone really does

I wish I was more awesome than PRUSSIA

(I knew someone would say that!) You get your wish, but become too awesome and suffer from a disease known as too-much-awesome.

I wish I didn't have the hiccups.

You stop hiccuping but now you sneeze every five seconds instead. For the rest of your life.

I wish I had a magical Banana that made all my wishes come true... though without all these messed up effects (I know this will end badly XD)

You get the magical banana, but forget that its magic when you're hungry, so you eat, now only messed up effects happen to you.

I wish I got to rp as Kasuka more on this site.

You get to but no one ever responds as Kasuka gets randomly killed off by Sadako

I wish I could read minds.

You get your wish, however, the power never turns off, and you hear whatever someone says whenever they are close to you. You either have to live in complete solitude, or go insane.

I wish that it wasn't freezing.

It stops being freezing, however it get's so hot you melt.

I wish I could find my rp characters T^T

You get find your rp characters, but they want nothing to do with you.

I wish I hadn't eaten too much pizza.

You didn't eat any pizza now...

I wish I could hibernate for the winter...

You get you're wish, however, winter lasts for three years, and you only stored enough food for one winter...

I wish that my eyes didn't hurt.

They stop hurting, but as a result you never blink and accidentally stare into the sun until you go blind.

I wish I was able to never sleep so I had enough time to do everything

You get your wish, but the lack of sleep sends you into a state of insanity, extreme insanity that lands you in a mental ward.

I wish that I could be more relaxed.

You become so relaxed you start falling asleep randomly in unusual area's

I wish I could stop worrying about breakouts already ;A;

Who stop worrying about breakouts, only because there's always a breakout.

I wish that it would stop snowing.

It stops snowing but only because it is too cold to snow and the water in the air is flash-freezing instead so that if you throw a cup of water in the air it hits the ground as snow.

I wish that my WiFi would work properly ><