It's time for: WAR!!

Subject: It's time for: WAR!! Mon Sep 10, 2012 2:39 pm

This game is called WAR. It's not like the card game, no, the point of this game is to use every rediculous thing you can think of as a weapon and it's every man for himself!

SO! You need to think wild, you need to think crazy (and remember do not autohit or autododge but yes, you can be immune or eat peoples weapons) and most of all do NOT use conventional weaponry.

So, frog bombs? Yes. Gatling guns? No! Nuclear penguins? Sure! Atomic Bombs? I'll eat those.

The SETTING of the war I will change every so often so for three pages we might be fighting on a volcano, and then for two pages on an atom... and then on a glacier, and so on!

Okay, ready? LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!

Arena: The Empire State Building Roof!

This looks like a good spot... *starts setting up pancake land mines*

Subject: Re: It's time for: WAR!! Mon Sep 10, 2012 5:50 pm

Oh wow this seems. fun. At the same time, I shall join. *starts setting out forks and syrup to attract others to your pancake land mines, making sure not to step on one myself.*

Subject: Re: It's time for: WAR!! Mon Sep 10, 2012 5:54 pm

(having the weakness i do for pancakes) PANCAKE!!!! *tackles pancake mine and blows up*

Subject: Re: It's time for: WAR!! Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:10 pm

This sounds like lots of fun! *casually joins and throws the waffle ninja stars*

Subject: Re: It's time for: WAR!! Tue Sep 11, 2012 12:32 am

*catches a waffle ninja star in mouth and swallows it* Oowwwww my throat D:

*drops a man-eating penguin and hides near the antennae*

Subject: Re: It's time for: WAR!! Tue Sep 11, 2012 12:43 am

Ha. Good thing I'm not a man. But just in case...
*pushes femail man-eating penguins over to the man eating ones so they fall in love and are therefore useless.

Subject: Re: It's time for: WAR!! Tue Sep 11, 2012 1:00 am

*rolls a potato bomb, hides behind the door to the room just in case* ...It's dark in here!!! Oh God why?!?!! *sobs behind the door*

Subject: Re: It's time for: WAR!! Tue Sep 11, 2012 1:15 am

*curses useless penguins* Female and male eating penguins are in love D:

*hit with potato bomb* *expodes* Ow..... *throws banana boomerangs out*

Subject: Re: It's time for: WAR!! Tue Sep 11, 2012 2:54 am

*Hang-gliding into fight, but banana boomerang cuts hang glider*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TT-TT

*Hits antennae*
FEEAAAAR MY Hammer of fluff!

*Throws Thor-sized hammer stuffed with the fluffiest fluff ~~and totally not dangerous~~ at Sephy, Kasuka, and Kida*

Subject: Re: It's time for: WAR!! Tue Sep 11, 2012 2:57 am

Pwned by fluff hammer and lands on a pancake mine she set earlier*
Oh! Ohnononon-*bows up again and is thoroughly singed* Owwie ;A;

Subject: Re: It's time for: WAR!! Tue Sep 11, 2012 2:58 am

*finally get out of the dark place, sighs* Oh God... *hit with the hammer in the face and falls back in, the door's still open* .........I. HAVE. FLASHCARDS!!! *comes back out and chases after Llama with Vocab cards from English class*

Subject: Re: It's time for: WAR!! Tue Sep 11, 2012 3:04 am

AAAAAH WORDS! My weakness! *fleas from Kida-kun*

HA-HA! But never think I'm unarmed!!! *stops and turned to pull out jasmine tea nunchucks!*

hoaaaaaaaa~! *Hits Llama in the face* ow....I need practice....

Subject: Re: It's time for: WAR!! Tue Sep 11, 2012 3:10 am

*sniffs the air, unable to move* It smells really nice~! *smiles and sways a bit, hypnotized by the scent, drops the cards on a pancake bomb* AAAAAH!!! THAT HURT!!! DAMMIT, WHY!?!??!?! *falls on my back and whines*

Subject: Re: It's time for: WAR!! Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:32 am

*tea nunchucks break and fly off tower*......shit..... *out of weapons*..........

uh, can't we settle this over a pint? *sweatdrop*

Subject: Re: It's time for: WAR!! Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:38 am

*looks up and blinks*.........*blasts the afro circus and dances* :U

Subject: Re: It's time for: WAR!! Thu Sep 13, 2012 3:17 pm

NEVER! *drops hopping frog bombs onto the field*

Subject: Re: It's time for: WAR!! Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:03 pm

*casually walks onto the battlefield*
What a beautiful day- *smacked in the face by a hopping frog bomb*
What the- *frog bomb explodes*
JLSKDJFLSDKJF!!! WHAT THE HELL?! OH IT IS SO ON! D< *blows a small whistle*
I hope you wanted a war, cause you've got one. *giant guinea pigs in adorable costumes begin to climb the Empire State Building*
Mr. Snuggles came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and he's all out of bubblegum. >D

Subject: Re: It's time for: WAR!! Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:50 pm

-dodges a frog bomb by diving to the ground- ASDGFL!!

I HATE FROGS. D<
-pulls out an exploding feather cannon- It's on like Donkey Kong. -fires-

Subject: Re: It's time for: WAR!! Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:59 pm

*continues dancing the afro circus, nearly missing the frogs*

Subject: Re: It's time for: WAR!! Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:26 am

*stepped on by giant guinea pig*

Ahh! This hurts D: *throws more frog bombs and Mega shark*

Subject: Re: It's time for: WAR!! Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:38 am

*nailed by the mega shark and stepped on, somehow is stuck to the giant guinea pig's foot and grossly sobbing* ;A;

Subject: Re: It's time for: WAR!! Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:21 am

//drops potato bombs from her kitkat fighter chocolate jet//

TAKE THAT. >D

Subject: Re: It's time for: WAR!! Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:04 am

*prances back after filling up on arsenigenic charcoal powder* tralalalalalalalalalalalalala~ I have 'fairy' dust!~ fear me biches!!!!

Subject: Re: It's time for: WAR!! Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:59 pm

*Megashark goes NUCLEAR thanks to llama's 'fairy dust' and eats the potato bomb*

Woo! Thanks for powering up Megashark~!

*Megashark starts trying to eat everyone*

Subject: Re: It's time for: WAR!! Sat Sep 15, 2012 3:12 am

*slips off the guinea pig's foot and hides in his costume* Megashark, don't got nothing on me =w=

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