The messed up wish Game!

Granted, but they cut you first.

I wish for the ability to draw what I envision when I try to draw.

Granted, now every drawing is a slice of your brain.

I wish for caffiene.

Granted, but you can't drink it.

I wish that I didn't have to do schoolwork tomorrow.

Granted, but now you have to do it every other day for eternity.

I wish I had the power of telekinesis.

Granted, but now it overwhelms you.

I wish for Durarara merchandise. :3

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish that I didn't have to play dolls with my little cousin. 。_ 。

Granted. Now your cousin and her dolls play with you.

I wish it wasn't Monday tomorrow.

Granted, but all other days Monday.

I wish that my headphones weren't broken.

Granted, but the headphones are stolen.

I wish for some popcorn.

Granted, but it's stale.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted, but you're sore.

I wish that my English grade was better. . . ;~;

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately you fail all your other classes.

I wish I some really juicey watermelon right now.

Granted, but you don't get to eat it.

I wish for more time in the day.

Granted, but you can't do anything with it.

I wish my friend hadn't lost her phone so I could text of call her.

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish that I could go home.

Granted, but your home doesn't let you in.

I wish I could stop procrastinating so many things.

Granted, but now you're always exhausted.

I wish that I could play the flute better. .w.;;;;

You can now play the flute better, but you suck at everything else.

I wish that I would stop losing all my pencils.

You stop losing your pencils but lose everything else.

I wish for popcorn.

You get it, but it's burnt.

I wish I could find some inspiration.

Granted, but it runs away as soon as you find it.

I wish that I could see my friends again. ;w;

Granted but they can't see you.

I wish that plotbunnies listened.

Granted, but they run away.

I wish that I wasn't so lazy.

Granted. You are now overly active. Eventually you die of exhaustion.

I wish I was better at sleeping.

Granted, but now you can't wake up.

I wish that I wasn't so weak.