The messed up wish Game!

You get a tablet, but it breaks.

I wish for more time.

Granted, but later you don't know what to use it for.

I wish I could run faster.

You can run faster than a cheetah, but you cannot stop. ever.

I wish lightsabers were real.

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Granted, but you cut/burn yourself with one.

I wish for a softer pillow.

And god said, Give Mekena a softer pillow... But stuff it with her own blood.

I wish batteries were NEVER needed.

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Granted but oh! Look! You need to move as much as possible to work something.

I wish I was a troll~

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Granted. Now get under your bridge.

I wish for awesomness.

Granted, but you don't get any of it.


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I wish for a clean paint easel.

Granted, but's is the one color you don't use.

I wish it was the weekend.

Granted, but it's a deathly boring weekend.

I wish I had my own computer.

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish that it was summer already.

Granted, but it snows everyday during the summer.

I wish Seliphra would wake up already

Granted. She wakes up, but then she falls right back asleep.

I wish I had more than an apple to eat for lunch.

Granted, now there is an apple tree and orange tree in you brown paper lunch bag.

I wish the weather would cooperate.

It does, but not for you.

I wish my back didn't start randomly hurting for no reason.

Your wish is granted. Now your front randomly hurts for no reason.

I wish I had a better memory.

Granted, but only of things you don't want to remember.

I wish for pumpkin pie.

Granted. I present to you the symbol for "pie" made out of pumpkin.

I wish I didn't have to go to driver's ed. Again.

granted, but you're stuck driving the most impossible vehicle EVER. GOOD LUCK

I wish i didn't have to keep my shoes on in my boyfriend's house.

Granted, but you can never wear shoes again.

I wish that the apartment didn't freeze so much.

granted, but now you live in an igloo.

I wish great European shows would air in Canada

Granted, but the qualitry is horrible. ;_;

I wish Onions would cut themselves.