Ask Izaya Orihara~!

Subject: Re: Ask Izaya Orihara~! Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:20 pm

Izaya. What would you do if one day you woke up to find that you were the ex-bartender working for Tom with anger issues, and Shizuo was the informant broker. Only it isn't a body switch, it's like it was always like that. (And siblings/family stay the same. It's just the condition that change.)

Subject: Re: Ask Izaya Orihara~! Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:38 am

If that happened? Ahahaha~! There isn't any point thinking 'what if' because that will never happen, simple as that.

Subject: Re: Ask Izaya Orihara~! Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:08 pm

Now, now Izaya-kun, don't shun a healthy young mind, use your imagination!

And do me a favor, would you please ~~for free if possible~~, Would you keep Celty's head away from her? She doesn't need it since she's perfect the way she is~

Subject: Re: Ask Izaya Orihara~! Wed Aug 22, 2012 8:12 pm

Keeping it away I can do but you see, nothing in this world is free and she paid me two hundred thousand yen last week to find it.... sooo, I guess you'll just have to pay me more to keep it hidden~

Subject: Re: Ask Izaya Orihara~! Sat Aug 25, 2012 1:15 am

Izaya, what would happen if everyone in the world spoke a different language than you, and you didn't know what language they did speak and couldn't learn that language either?

Subject: Re: Ask Izaya Orihara~! Sat Aug 25, 2012 1:37 am

I would learn the language obviously. *just ignoring the part you said he couldn't learn the language* Besides, I am God you know, I would pick it up in now time~

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Izaya-kun what would you do if i handcuffed you to a broken swivel chair, ate all your Ootoro and made you look at fish eyes for a week ~?

Subject: Re: Ask Izaya Orihara~! Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:28 am

I would find a way to torment you for the rest of eternity *smiles pleasantly*

Subject: Re: Ask Izaya Orihara~! Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:30 am

Hello Izaya, would you like your fortune to be told?

Subject: Re: Ask Izaya Orihara~! Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:21 pm

I don't believe in such frivolities, however why not I suppose... though I think I pretty much know what it will be ne~? After all, we make our own fate~

Subject: Re: Ask Izaya Orihara~! Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:05 pm

Say Izaya, what's your opinion on Saki-san?

Subject: Re: Ask Izaya Orihara~! Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:08 pm

Saki was useful to me as a puppet and pawn for a time, however she lost her use when she began acting on her own... it's her fault I got that black eye from SImon you know~ *over-dramatic sigh*

Subject: Re: Ask Izaya Orihara~! Sat Sep 01, 2012 9:31 pm

iza-chaaaaaaaan~!!!! what would you do if i stole your jacket, kept it, and wore it all the time?

Subject: Re: Ask Izaya Orihara~! Sun Sep 02, 2012 4:50 pm

Oi, Orihara, I've got a question. And by the way, you deserved that punch... -grins-

*cough*

Anyways, tell me, why is it that you picked Ikebukuro of all places? Why not start with the big picture, also known as Tokyo? Or are you one of those people that works from the 'bottom up', so to speak."

.::Question asked by Tsukasa Nijima::.

Subject: Re: Ask Izaya Orihara~! Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:06 pm

Keiko: Yes, and I wish you luck in being able to steal my jacket what with my higher than usual senses always on the alert for monsters and my state of the art security system. If you did manage to steal it however -which is highly unlikely- I would have to kill you and take it back~

Tsukasa: Tokyo is nice and all, but Ikebukuro is the most interesting prefecture in thecity, so much happens there that doesn't happen in other places (unless you count Kabuki-cho?) and so I focus my attentions there. Besides it's where the monsters and the most interesting humans live currently, how could I possibly ignore the region~?

Subject: Re: Ask Izaya Orihara~! Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:21 pm

What's the weirdest question someone has paid you to answer?

Subject: Re: Ask Izaya Orihara~! Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:26 pm

If the moonlanding was faked or not.

Subject: Re: Ask Izaya Orihara~! Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:40 pm

I saw a street named East Valhalla, is that where you're planning to hide for a while?

Subject: Re: Ask Izaya Orihara~! Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:31 pm

East Valhalla eh...? Where did you say you saw this street again? *takes notes*

Subject: Re: Ask Izaya Orihara~! Sat Oct 06, 2012 4:27 pm

What would happen if your sisters did get you git by a truck?

Subject: Re: Ask Izaya Orihara~! Sun Oct 07, 2012 11:36 pm

Hahaha! There isn't much point answering that question because it'll never happen you know~ I'm much harder to fool than that silly monster Shizu-chan is~

Newbie Age : 30 Posts : 15 Join date : 2012-09-27

Orihara-san, why did you choose to become an informant?

Subject: Re: Ask Izaya Orihara~! Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:10 pm

Ehh~? Helloooo Shiki-san~, it's because I like knowing things~! I like knowing everything about everything and like this I can while having more free time than if I went to college or some silly nonsense like that. This is more interesting anyways, as an informant I can also watch my humans more~

Subject: Re: Ask Izaya Orihara~! Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:40 pm

OBJECTION!

So, when are you going to be finally 22?

Subject: Re: Ask Izaya Orihara~! Sun Oct 21, 2012 2:13 am

*pleasantly smiles* I will never be twenty-two, I am twenty-one forever after all~

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