The messed up wish Game!

GRANTED. But now they're forcing you to go to something else.

I wish for Adobe After Effects.

Granted, you have adobe after effects, but the catch is that it does effects for house hold chores.

I wish soda pop didn't have so many calories.

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The trouble with life is that there's no background music~

It loses all calories but only because it all now uses aspartame and everyone gets aspartame poisoning and so no one drinks pop ever.

I wish my WiFi would stop dropping the signal.

Wish granted. Now it tosses the signal out the window.

I wish my dog would stop barking at things that aren't there.

Granted, but now random pieces of furniture are moving on its own.

I wish for some more cake.

You get more cake but it is stale and dry and tastes terrible.

I wish Shizaya/Izuo was real...

Granted, but they are very OOC.

I wish for the ability to write an original song.

Granted, but now that is the only song you can write forever.

I wish that I had my own tarot card deck.

Granted, but all the results are twisted and unfortunate.

I wish for matryoshka eyes.

granted but only your mortal enemy can see them.

I wish for the ability to fly


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The trouble with life is that there's no background music~

Granted, but you can't control it!

I wish for a stuffed nyan cat.

Done and done. But the stuffed nyan cat is stuffed with a brick.

I wish Domo lived in my closet

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The trouble with life is that there's no background music~

Domo lives in your closet, but now you have to move, leaving him.

I wish that I didn't get bored so easily.

Granted, but now you it's hard to stay calm.

I wish for a DeathNote.

Granted, but it is fake.

I wish for ramen.

Granted, but it's uncooked.

I wish for good grades.

You get good grades...by cheating, and you're found out.

I wish more butter for my toast.

Granted, but now there's too much butter for your toast.

I wish that I can't stop thinking of Shizuo's anger whenever I see a video of a volcano erupting (which is all the time in Geography).

Granted, now you see Izaya trolling people.

I wish for people to fill up the missing canon roles.

Granted, but those are actual canons...

I wish I could throw a red shell at bad drivers
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The trouble with life is that there's no background music~

Granted...but someone throws one at you.

I wish it was a bit warmer.

You are a bit warmer, but now the room is on fire.

I wish music played all the time

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Music plays all the time...but its all songs you don't like.

I wish for peperoni pizza.

Ding dong, pizza's here!! BUT ITS FROZEN!!

I wish for Kirby to be real
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Granted, but Kirby hates you.

I wish for a tablet.