The messed up wish Game!

Granted, but none of your favorite characters like you.


I wish I didn't have to clean my room today.

GRANTED, but now you have to clean the bathroom for the rest of your life.

I wish I could sleep forever...

Granted, but every dream you have is a nightmare for eternity.

I wish my little sister would stop making me late for school.

Granted, but now you don't have a little sister (henh...)!

I wish for a laptop...

Granted, but someone broke your new laptop in half.

I wish dinner was ready.

Granted, but it's just a baked pea.

I wish for some more pencils..

Granted, but they're all broken.

I wish I could sing.

You can sing but you can't stop and eventually your voice just quits on you. Now you can't talk either...

I wish my mind would wake the hell up.

Granted. Your mind does wake the hell up. Literally. Now there are swarms of demons flying around your head and stealing your socks.

I wish that I slept better at night.

Granted, but now you can't stay awake in the daytime.

I wish for a cat.

You get one. It meows constantly, begs for near contant attention when your tired and ignores you entirely/scratches when you can pay attention. It vomits hairballs everywhere and steals your socks and underwear.

I wish I had a nice cold coca cola right now~

Granted. You get your coke, but then some random dude walks by and drinks it.

I wish school food didn't suck.

Granted, but you have to pay expensive amounts just to get it.

I wish for an adventure.

You get an adventure to trek across Antartica.

I wish my bird could talk

Wish granted. Your bird can talk but to do so it had to steal your voice. You are now mute.

I wish that that my younger siblings respected me more.

Your wish is my command, but now your siblings are robots... Not like R2-D2, not cool, but like C-3PO.

I wish chocolate came in easy to swallow pills.

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Granted, but now you can only take them once a day with water.

I wish for another good book to read.

Granted but after you read it there are no more good books. Ever. Anywhere.

I wish for some hot tea

Wish Granted. But it's ketchup flavored tea.

I wish for faster internet.

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You get faster internet! Buuuut... now the cable is messed up instead...

I wish to be awake...

Granted. You are now awake 24/7, for the rest of your life.

I wish I would stop falling asleep in class.

Granted, but now you you can't fall asleep at night.

I wish I knew how to draw.

GRANTED! But you can only draw with your feet.

I wish I had better time management

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Granted! But now you have to wear so many watches that they go all the way up to your shoulder.

I wish for manga was available at my library...

Granted. Manga is now available in your library, to everyone but you.

I wish my friends weren't forcing me to go to prom.