The messed up wish Game!

Your feet are now toasty warm... oh wait, they're on fire...

I wish I could think of a wish that wasn't serious and we could actually joke about.

You do think of a wish we actually joke about...but you don't wish for it.

I wish that everything was awesome.

Everything is awesome. But it all turns into Prussia.

I wish my cat would stop trying to steal my food all the time...

You cat stops trying because it succeeds.

I wish I could just play on my laptop.

Granted. But now you can only play on it. You can't write fanfictions, roleplay or do anything other than play games, and only the basic games it came with.

I wish ...for something.

You get something, that eats you.

I wish for nothing. (*insert evil laugh here*)

You get nothing. Nothing is everything so we all ceased to exist.

I wish for a cup of unpoisoned tea.

You get your unpoisoned tea, but the cup is glazed wih a non-ediable paint.

I wish tht Spongebob was awesome forever.

You get your wish of Spongebob being awesome forever, but now your other favorite TV show just got cancelled.

I wish for chocolate covered blueberries.

Yu get chocolate covered blueberries, but if you eat them you will be cursed for a thousand years O^O

I wish my head didn't hurt so much...

You head no longer hurts so much, and that's because you're a dullahan like Celty. ^^

I wish for more pepperoni subs from Subway.

You get more, but now you only get to eat those and you no longer get to choose vegetables either.

I wish for my plotbunnies to stop giving me inspiration.

Your plot bunnies stop giving you inspiration. Forever. In all of your fics.

I wish I had more time to play on my laptop.

You have more time but now you can only ever play on it and do nothing else, and only the games that originally came on it.

I wish I had the next book in the series...

You get the next book in the series, but then it burst into flames.

I wish that I could finally beat FF13.

You finally beat FF13 but in return you never get to play another game again. Ever.

I wish I could sleep like a normal person.

you get to sleep like a normal person, but now you can only have nightmares.

I wish I could pass spanish.

You pass Spanish, and fail English.

I wish that my siblings would stop doing things face-palm worthy.

They stop, but then you start.

I wish I had a warm house...

You have a warm house but you can't be in it.

I wish that I could stop picking the skin from my lip.

You stop but only because you have no skin anywhere.

I wish my dog wasn't such a dumb ass...

You dog is no longer a dumb-ass but a smart-ass.

I wish that I wouldn't randomly start hurting.

You stop rqandomly hurting and start hurting on schedule.

I wish I didn't have a cold right now.

You no longer have a cold. You have a fever.

I wish my foot didn't itch.

It doesn't, but your hand does.

I wish my cat was not trying to kill my bird all the time...