The messed up wish Game!

You are whole again, but also buried in the ground.
I wish that my dad would hurry up and make those butterscotch cookies he said he would.

Okay. You're alive. But about to plumit into a volcano.

I wish my shoulder didn't hurt.

You're shoulder doesn't hurt, but that's because it doesn't exist anymore.

I wish there were words for things that you can't describe.

((Llama was dead for a while, huh? :3 ))

There are words for things you can't describe, but you can't describe those.

I wish for bacon.

(seems so.)

Granted, but it's been burned beyond consumption.

I wish my little sister appreciated me more.

We stop trying and succeeding to kill you, but that's only because Sephy does instead now.

I wish that I would go and update my fanfics now.

You are no longer allergic to cats, but you're allergic to literally everything else, even yourself.

I wish that everyone could be happy MOST of the time.

(Pppfftt. Llama. Thank you for those burns. XD)

You finish the anime you haven't yet, but in return, you are unable to watch any other anime ever again.

I wish that I could focus on more than a couple of things at a time.

Granted, but it takes you longer to do them all at once.

I wish I didn't procrastinate on making an OC.

Granted, but your OC comes out a horrid Mary-sue.

I wish that I didn't have to get up early for practice tomorrow.

Wish granted, but he spends more time staring into a mirror than being with you.

I wish I had a magical animal guide.

Granted, but xe is really annoying and likes to lead you into dangerous situations then abandon you when xe is needed the most.

I wish I could hug everyone in the world! ^^

Granted, but you die from thirst when reaching for the people in the desert.

I wish I had proper wi-fi. ;-;

Granted. Your lip isn't cracked. It's torn.

I wish I had a really big and delicious burrito to eat right now.

There'a a mouthwatering burrito in front of you, but it's messy and you get a big glop of it's insides right on you - so much that it stains right through and you can never get it off. Ever.

I wish for a cardboard box.