The messed up wish Game!

Granted, but the rest of your roleplay partners (for life) will always get distracted.

I wish I could conjour up perfect plushies whenever I wanted.

Granted. But the perfect conjured plushies are always for fandoms that you hate.

I wish that thy sky was naturally purple.

It turns purple, but the natural colour is now caused by a strange gas (produced naturally) that kills everything on earth.

I wish my dog was not such a dumb jerk ><

You get your wish. Instead of your dog being a dumb jerk, it turns into an devil jerk.

I wish that all food was healthy, that way you never ate unhealthy food.

It all becomes healthy, however it also is replaced by a single mush that tastes like cardboard and it's the only thing available to eat ever.

I wih my cat knew she was a cat and not a dog =(

You get your wish. Your cat knows its a cat. However it's one of those cats that has a terrible temper.

I wish that I didn't have a headache.

Your headache is cured, but instead you feel nausiated.

I wish I had some tastey, not poisoned chocolate cake~

You get your wish, but its stale.

I wish that I could stop sneezing.

You stop sneezing, instead you end up in a coughing fit though

I wish for a good movie to watch right now.

You get your wish, however, it's the only movie you can watch, and whenever you want to watch something, it's that movie.

I wish that I could quit getting distracted.

You stop being distracted. Unfortunately you hyperfocus on a single thing at a time and lose the ability to do anything or notice anything else until each task is complete.

I wish I could sleep normally at night.

You get your wish, however, when you sleep, it's always for a certain amount of time at the same time every night. No matter what you're doing, if it's time for sleep, you sleep.

I wish that my neck wasn't itchy.

Your neck stops being itchy but every other part of your body will burn with the itch for all eternity and nothing will ever sooth it.

I wish people would reply to the rp's I'm in ;A;

Granted, but they pay no attention to you.

I wish i didn't have to go to school.

You get that wish, however you are doomed to an eternity of idiocy and mediocre jobs.

I wish I had more of that blueberry chamagne...

You get your wish, however, its bad.

I wish that I could have all of the Death Cab for Cutie songs.

You get them, but they are they only things you are ever allowed to hear ever again for all eternity and they play constantly in your head until you go insane.

I wish people would play the forum games more often

You get your wish, however, all they do is play new forum games and whenever you start playing one, they stop.

I wish I had an omelet.

You get your omlete, but it's filled with glass instead of tastey treats.

I wish I had a job.

You get your wish, however, you work one day a week for minimum wage.

I wish that I wasn't bored.

You are no longer bored! However it's because you are now running for your life from zombie hordes.

I wish I felt a little more awake so I could make it through the day...fyi, I would take one day a week for minimum wage right now...

You get your wish, however, you are never able to make it through the day again.

I wish that my foot didn't hurt.

It stops hurting but you cease to feel pain anywhere else either and must now go to the hospital if you so much as bump into anything to make sure you haven't seriously injured yourself.

I wish I could get this song out of my head...

Your wish is granted, however, another one gets stuck in your head. And it's 'The Song That Never Ends.'

I wish that I wouldn't space out. (Funny thing. My foot stopped hurting, but now, my legs hurt.)

You stop spacing out...but you go to outerspace...with no helmet. Woops

I wish I could sleep like a normal person does...