The messed up wish Game!

Shizuo and Izaya now love you, but they still hate one another so as they fight for you, they end up killing each other D:

I wish my life was a musical~

Your life becomes a vivid musical, full of terriby catchy and awful music!~
I wish that My Izaya on my wallscrolls would be less scary!!!!!

Izaya on your wallscrolls turn into JOHNNY YONG BOSCH!

I wish JYB didn't suck that much.

JYB suddenly becomes amazing, only then he's also someone else and not JYB any longer...

I wish for peace and quiet....

You get your peace and quiet, only it's way too silent and you slowly go insane.

I wish that I didn't have writer's block for my fanfics.

You get your wish, unfortunately all your idea's are terrible and involve Nyan Cat somehow

I wish for a dog

You get your dog, but it is untrainable and uncontrollable.

I wish that the Durarara characters were real. (And I know this is gonna go badly.)

They become real and they all live in your city to boot! Unfortunately Izaya causes several gang wars and Shizuo throws a garbage truck through your living room chasing him down and the insurance refuses to cover the costs...

I wish I had chocolate....right now ;A;

You get enough Chocolate to succoate you to death! DEATH BY CHOCOLATE!

I wish I could have the power of the GODS!

You get the power of the Gods, but it's too much and you explode. (Yikes.)

I wish that I wouldn't be so tired.

You become wide awake, but then you end up never sleeping. Ever. And then you die from sleep deprivision despite not being tired.

I wish I had a llama farm

You get your llama farm, unfortunately, there are no llama's on said farm.

I wish that this site will get the canon character applications that it doesn't already have.

You get your penny... but it's in horrible shape, and is soon taken from you to be melted down.

I wish I had a bagel to toast in the Hello Kitty toaster.

You get your bagel, but it's actually a bomb shaped like a bagel and it explodes when you try to toast it.

I wish I had a llama for my llama farm now....

You get your llama, but its name is Carl and it likes to eat people. (Have fun explaining that to the authorities. ;3)
I wish for a box of lucky charms that was all marshmallows.

Granted. But I steal your box, and eat all the marshmallows. So, all you get is the box in the end.

I wish I was so dizzy...

Your wish is granted, but you will remain dizzy for all of eternity~! >D

I wish the cake wasn't a lie~

You get your wish. However, the cake is the ultimate truth, and everyone steals it from you.

I wish for world peace. (Yeah. Have fun messing that up.)

World peace is established. However, it is because nations had to unite, as war with other worlds has been waged.

I wish for a fuzzy blanket to keep me warm at night.

You get your fuzzy blanket, however, it's too fuzzy, and the fuzzies overcome you.

I wish that I had some chocolate.

Granted, but the chocolate is poisoned without you knowing.

I wish my next wish won't kill me.

You get your wish. Instead of killing you, it gives you a sickness that won't kill you and is uncurable and stays with you forever.

I wish for some not poisoned cake.

The cake isn't poisoned but it tastes terrible.

I wish I didn't feel so full right now...

Your wish is granted. However, you never feel full, and eat until your stomach explodes.

I wish my friend wouldn't get distracted so that we can finish our rp.