The messed up wish Game!

You get cake, but it is a lie.

I wish for drinkable strawberry milk.

Granted, but if you drink it you will lose your soul

I wish I had cake that wasn't a lie D:

You have a cake that isn't a lie, but you can't eat it.

I wish for a bagel.

You get a bagel but it's very stale and hard like a rock.

I wish my dog wasn't so annoying

Your dog is no longer annoying. But that's because it's now an annoying cat.

I wish for chocolate.

You get chocolate but they accidentally used salt instead of sugar.

I wish I could take some advil...

You take some advil, but it doesn't work.

I wish that I didn't have a headache.

You don't have a headache, but you lose feeling in the rest of your body and are robbed of your ability to move.

I wish I had magical powers.

You get magical powers, but it's the power of making things unmovable.

I wish that I could just finish with my flash project already.

Your bird is now noiser.

I wish that I could concentrate.

You can now concentrate! But you can only concentrate on that one thing you've been trying to concentrate on for the rest of your life, never being able to concentrate on anything ever again! EVER!

I wish Izaya Orihara would become real and come visit me in my bedroom!

Izaya does become real, but all he does is endlessly troll you.

I wish I had more time.

You get more time but only because nothing and nobody realise you exist.

I wish my gerbil were not a monster.

Your gerbil is no longer a monster, all your other pets are.

I wish that I had more blueberry bagels.

You get more but they are all mouldy and gross.

I wish I could open my closet.

You can open your closet, but then you get trapped in there.

I wish to play the legend of Zelda.

You can play the Legend of Zelda but once you play it you can never play it or any other Zelda game ever again.

I wish I could find the $20 I just lost....

You find it, and then lose it again.

I wish that the paint bucket tool in my flash program would work when it's supposed to.

It works when it's supposed to but nothing else does now.

I wish I had more ice cream

You have more ice cream, but it tastes horrible.

Now I wish I had some ice cream.

You get some but it's melted

I wish people would play the other forum games....

Other people play the other forum games, but we can't.

I wish that I had more of my minute and a half flash project done than seventeen seconds.

You get one more second done.

I wish my cat were not trying to escape.

Granted but now your cat is dead

i wish for a Nyan-cat