The messed up wish Game!

Your cat stops trying to escape, only because it succeeds.

I wish my back stopped randomly hurting.

It stops hurting randomly and starts hurting constantly.
@Tsuki: You get Nyan cat but it eats you

I wish mmy dog did not poo in the basement earlier...

Granted but it pees in the basement instead

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper to drink...

You get Dr. Pepper, but it's flat.

I wish that I didnt' have to do so much schoolwork.

Granted but you now get more homework

I wish my phone didnt die....

It didn't die, it broke instead

I wish my life would stop being so...life.

Granted but now you are dead
I wish my dog would stop biting me...

It stops biting you and starts chewing and swallowing...

I wish I wasn't so hungry...

[OOOOOooooo, this looks interesting~~]

You're not hungry anymore because now you are having your stomach pumped for eating bad food.

I wish I wasn't always 'emo-looking' to all my friends.

You aren't emo-looking to all your friends, instead you're emo.

I wish I wasn't opening at work all week.

Wish Granted. You are no longer working all week but it's because you won't be working at all anymore. And what's worse, your boss ddidn't even give you your last paycheck even though it was payday.

I wish I had a car to drive to and from school -_-

You get a car but it doesn't actually work and you loose your liscense.

I wish my gerbil wasn't a monster!

Wish Granted. Your gerbil is not a monster. Now it is a cute adorable little gerbil who you grow attached to~ Unfortunately, he/she passes away because of too much attention from all the people who suddenly because attached to your beloved pet as well.

I wish I wasn't hungry at night -_-

Granted now you are hungry all the time
I wish..... for some nice quiet solitude

You get solitude but you are also now a crazy hermit in the mountains.

I wish for Adventures.

An adventure happens, but it's to Candy Mountain and they steal your kidney

I wish I hadn't forgotten to add a wish on my last post

Wish Granted but now you can't forget that scary pic of that obese man they showed in health class.

I wish today wasn't such a crappy day.

It wasn't a crappy day, now it was a crappy week.

I wish my dog wouldn't get jealous when I pet my cat...

GRANTED! But now you cat gets jelous when you play with your dog...

Hm, I wish for a fluffy fur coat. (:

You get a nice fluffy furry coat. Unfortunately this random dude dressed like a bartender starts chasing you down whenever he sees you.

I wish it didn't snow in April, May, June, July, August, September or October anymore.

Granted~. Now it does now snow in April, May, June, July, August, September, or October. Now it hails and sleets~.

I wish it wasn't so friggin hot over here in spring....

It's now -50*

I wish I had a day off once in a while

Granted but now you no longer have a job

I wish i had a llama

Granted! But now the llama follow you everywhere and won't stop nibbling on your shoes...


I wish for anime characters to be real. T_T