The messed up wish Game!

you get a penguin but if you live in a warm climate he melts....

I wish for a llama

Granted, but it steals all your money and runs away.

I wish for inspiration.

BAM! Inspiration hits you so hard you're too unconscious to do anything.

I wish for a bigger screen.

Congratulations! You have a bigger screen! Unfortunately it falls over, and it's so big that it squishes you like a pancake.

I wish that I had pizza for lunch today.

You did have pizza for lunch today, but have now realized the cheese was bad and are left in the bathrooom for the rest of the day.


I wish my horse tasted like raisins.

Yummy tasty horse, but careful those are poisoned raisins!!!

I wish the neighbors didn't wake me up in the morning.

[i][color=yellow]Life is now equipped with background music, but you have to walk around ith a big ghetto blaster on your shoulder.

I wish there was no dust ever in the world.

No dust! All dust is now replaced with giant microbials.

I wish for plunnies to start working again...

Plunnies are functioning, but for Twilight.

I wish keyboards cleaned themselves

Keyboards clean themselves but you can't tye either because it's with a plastic bubble that allows nothing in to get in in the first place.

I wish for cool powers...

Seliphra is able to block kinetic shockwaves and deflect them toward any antagonist close by. She is protected from damage by a magic shield. Sadly, Seliphra is especially vulnerable to shadow-based attacks.

I wish I could fly

Randomllama is flying, flying, flying up into the air! She swoops right and left and - wait! Watch out for that building!

Well, I wish I was allowed to sit on the roof to draw.

The roof is yours to draw on, but the roof itself is not yours. It belongs to the police department.

I wish the food wasn't so hot.

The food isn't hot. It's actually ice cold to where you break your teeth trying to bite through it.

I wish the weather was warmer.

Granted, you are currently in the Sahara Desert. good luck finding shade.

I wish construction projects actually finished on time and under budget.

Granted, but they never end.

I wish that I didn't have to play pandas right now.

Granted, but now you have to play Rippy The Gator.

I wish anime was readily available and downloadable from anywhere.

Granted, but it won't download for you.

I wish I had a cold glass of milk to go with the cookie I just ate.

Have a glass of ICED milk. You can't drink it, but it makes nice slushies...

I wish for a pillow to sit on.

Granted. You get a pillow to sit on, but it's so flat it might as well not be there.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

You wish is my command, however you have slept for SIX FULL NIGHTS, so you've gotten a full good week's sleep.

I wish it wasn't so windy.