The messed up wish Game!

((I'm sure you're not weak, but okay.))
Granted. Now you're so strong you break everything you touch.

I wish that everyone I know has a good day tomorrow.

Granted, but it's everyone but you.

I wish it was still the weekend. ;;

[Physically, I am. I don't get out much.]
Granted, but weekends become the new weekdays.

I wish that nobody gets hit by a car tomorrow. o-o

Nobody gets hit by a car tomorrow. It's a truck. ...

I wish it wouldn't rain this weekend.

Granted. Now it snows.

I wish I would stop losing the game.

(NOOOOOOO lol))

Granted, but now you can't stop playing a different game.

I wish everything was cheap again, like in the fifties.

Granted, now you're alone so you don't lose it.

I wish that I had every cosplay I wanted.

Granted, but then it all burns in a fire.

I wish I was home taking a nap right now.

Granted, but you house catches on fire as you sleep.

I wish that I didn't have math homework.

Your math homework is on fire. But now you're stuck doing Shakespear.

I wish my back didn't hurt

Granted. Now the rest of your body hurts.

I wish that I didn't forget anything.

Congratulations! Your wish has been granted! You now remember everything and soon your brain will explode from the strain.

I wish my room wasn't so hot right now.

Your room is a tolerable temperature now but only if you, uh, heh take all your clothes off.

I wish my skin was silky smooth all the way around.

Granted, but now it's so smooth that nothing can stay on it. Including clothes.

I wish school started later so I could sleep in.

*clap clap* School starts at three in the afternoon! But now it doesn't end until midnight.

I wish for more music.

You get more music, but it's all the stuff you don't like.

I wish my friend would stop being grumpy.

He is not grumpy any more, but now he's bubbly obnoxious.

I wish traveling wasn't so complicated

Granted, but now packing your suitcase is complicated.

I wish for a dollhouse.

You get a dollhouse, but it's haunted with very angry ghosties...

I wish Izaya and Shizuo were real (Oh boy, go to town guys...)

Granted Shizuo and Izaya do exist. but on the way to Canada their plane crashed 'cuz they were "fighting" on it.

I wish for better weather this weekend. (stupid may long)

Granted. There is better weather this weekend, but it's no where near you.

I wish everyone would realize that I'm lord and dictator of the universe.

Granted, but then you're assassinated by Hitler himself.

woopss forgot wish

I wish the world would blow up.

the world is blown up like a beach ball.

I wish to be a nerd.

You become a nerd with giant warts and the full head gear with braces.

I wish for a penguin.